sorry:

shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet

"Everyone wants a magical solution for their problems
and everyone refuses to believe in magic”

lowellicious:

brb my 3rd grade self is having a heart attack

mintchocotea:

Looks like we’re back on track, love.

deepcried:

bowserfucker:

Do you think Joe Biden has ever texted Obama a meme

Hillary once said in an interview that they were in a group message and they were sending ‘funny pictures’ and she just would say ‘get back to work’

Anonymous asked: "Okay, so I've read Order of the Phoenix for the third time now and I still don't quite understand what the veil was. Did it kill Sirius? Or did Bellatrix's spell kill Sirius and falling beyond the veil just made his body disappear? And where did he go any way? The afterlife/heaven? I'm very confused, please explain. Thank you :)"

simplypotterheads:

itsmeswoosh:

simplypotterheads:

The Veil is a passage between the world of the living and the world of the dead. Once you go in, you’re not coming back out-it’s a one-way trip. While I don’t believe Bellatrix’s spell itself killed Sirius (because I’m 90% sure she only hit him with a stunning spell), its impact caused Sirius to topple into the Veil, which killed him.

-Ashley

nope pretty sure she says Avada Kedavra in both the book & movie

Well no, no she does not.

Since the second jet of light doesn’t get its own separate colour descriptor, its heavily implied it, too, is red, which is indicative of a stunning spell. 

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My dash did a thing

My dash did a thing

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bnaz:

WHY IS IT SO IMPORTANT TO ME FOR TWO FICTIONAL CHARACTERS TO KISS

WHAT WENT WRONG IN MY LIFE I DON’T UNDERSTAND

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xxxkit:

imagine niagara falls….. but chocolate milk

  • parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
  • clock: 11:01
  • me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now
2014 so far

thesmashbro:

fabuloushetahungary:

toroheicho:

omidtheamnesiacender:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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Wonder how July is gonna be

i will keep reblogging this each month

July:

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August

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